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not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

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givingaway:

A CUSTOMER CAME INTO THE STORE WITH THIS BEAUTY TODAY AND I SQUEALED A LOT

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

heartnmavin:

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positiveclarity:

all-in-all-love:

ask-monsuir-grantaire:

doughnut-tax-outrage:

iwearadeathfrisbeenow:

tyleroakley:

Yikes.

THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT ANY SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS WOULD TELL YOU TO DO.

So she’s getting punished for doing the right thing? She should have let her friend drive drunk? Should she have let her friend kill herself in an auto accident? 

Reblogged it before and i’ll fucking reblog it again.

glad bhs isnt like this

WAIT I KNOW HER WTF?

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

THIS IS HOW YOU GET KIDS KILLED

Whats the school got to do with it though? This happened outside of school hours so why are they getting involved?

Welcome to America.

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not-the-very-button:

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

Fun Fact: The only times in Jr. High I was ever popular were doing Jeopardy review games. Once, when the teacher split us into teams, a guy literally pointed at me and went “YES! We got the smart one!”

And for one brief moment, I was a queen. 

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Hilary Duff at Marqueen Nightclub tonight.

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awwww-cute:

Meet smokey my mom found her while cleaning up a Burned down building

awwww-cute:

Meet smokey my mom found her while cleaning up a Burned down building

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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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weloveshortvideos:

THIS COP IS TOO REAL - Vine by Officer Daniels

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metaknighty:

today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant” 

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