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frezned:

buttholeos:

crewnex:

this video is 7 minutes long and totally worth it

that’s the illusion 

ahaha oh man

erin’s in love with this dude

therealmisha-christ:

thegreendeceiver:

loki-cat:

Paranorman reveals first openly gay animated character

at first i thought mitch and kathy were going to hook up, like athletic boys and bratty teenage girls always do at the end of movies. but then he said this and the whole theatre screamed and EVERYTHING MADE SENSE AND IT WAS SO GREAT

What I like about this the best is that they LITERALLY WAITED UNTIL THE VERY LAST SECOND TO REVEAL IT. Basically forcing you to form your opinion of him based on his personality and characteristics, instead of his sexuality.

WHICH IS HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO WORK.

NOW WE TALK ABOUT PARANORMAN FUCK YEAH

(Source: moriarty)

teenytigress:

tastefullyoffensive:

Derpy Cats (Part 1)

Previously: Cats Wearing Ties, Cats Taking Selfies, Cats Stuck in Things

I was laughing at this post for like 50 years

(Source: cinemakills)

chompybacon:

i shaved my legs and now they feel like dolphins

laurenect:

assholedisney:

CAN WE JUST TAKE A MINUTE TO APPRECIATE THESE MOTHERFUCKING BOOKS

these fake ass diaries that were SO WELL WRITTEN that your 10-year-old self was about a million percent convinced that someone’s ratty ass diary survived the sinking of the Titanic and became a national best seller 

THEY COVERED FUCKIN EVERYTHING

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LOVED THESE BOOKS.

richard-sp8-jr:

sophieandherkind:

mishafuckingackles:

#because it doesn’t even matter that Dean didn’t say anything about the slinky #Sam KNOWS

I don’t even watch this show and I love these two.

that fanart has officially killed me goodbye

f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

nevvzealand:

i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

browningtons:

sucysucyfivedolla:

muscleluvr2:

even in my sickest fantasies i never imagined a world where republican congressman would propose fetal masturbation theory as an anti-abortion argument

what.

http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2013/06/18/2171931/fetus-masturbate-burgess/

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

katswhiskers:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL THEIR OTHER FRIENDS?

ORGY, IT’S CALLED AN ORGY

Ah yes, I participated in many orgies when I was 12.

(Source: prigipessa)

lohrien:

Amy Hamilton

221b-bag-end:

montseskeleton:

mic-ro-wave:

captainjackdarkness:

BEING IN A LOT OF FANDOMS IS REALLY CONFUSING BECAUSE IF YOU SAY ‘aww, john’ YOU COULD BE TALKING ABOUT JOHN WATSON OR JOHN WINCHESTER MAYBE EVEN JOHN EGBERT AND DONT FORGET JOHN BARROWMAN

green

Don’t forget Jon snow

the struggle is real guys

there are way too many johns

(Source: sukonenesho)

ilovemyjawn:

ilovemyjawn:

ilovemyjawn:

oH MY GOD NO MY DAD CAME IN TO ASK ME SOMETHING BUT HE SAW THIS AND GAVE ME A WEIRD LOOK AND QUICKLY LEFT AND NO DAD I’M NOT MASTURBATING TO BENEDICT OH MY GOD WHY THE HELL WOULD HE COME TO THAT CONCLUSION

I JUST TALKED TO MY DAD AND ACTUALLY HE THOUGHT I WAS USING THE TISSUES TO COVER MY HANDS AS I STROKED BENEDICT’S FACE SO I WOULDN’T DIRTY THE PICTURE

HOW IS THAT A PLAUSIBLE CONCLUSION TO HIM HOW

please god no

this was never meant to get notes

Benedict stop