May 2013
bootycaller:
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
jinn0uchi:
the-hatred-machine:
purgatorystuck:
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
lookinforhotbf:
i had a dream i was a princess and then i woke up and i still am
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
i-have-been-johnlocked:
deerstalkers-are-cool:
So I was talking to my dad about supernatural and I told him it was a show that has demons and angels and mythical creatures and stuff and how it is sometimes gory and scary and so I go to watch the next episode I am up to, and dad’s watching and it’s fucking this one
dad before u say anything let me explain u a thing
adolescentblogger:
bring your bed to school day
tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
