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I can’t think of a clever caption
but this is my dog

I can’t think of a clever caption

but this is my dog

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I held the door open for some elderly people at panda express today and one of the women looked at me and said, “Wow! A real gentleman!”

I’m a 16 year-old girl

Everything is perfect right now.

I JUST WATCHED TARZAN FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I WOKE UP MY ENTIRE FAMILY WITH MY SOBS

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I WENT TO THE FARMER’S MARKET WITH MY MOM AND I JUST

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*looking at dumb relationship quizzes online*
me: What's your favorite date spot?
Mustapha: the g spot
IM IN CLASS AND MY FRIEND OPENED UP ONE OF THE SCHOOL COMPUTERS AND THIS WAS THE BACKGROUND I AM SCREAMK G

IM IN CLASS AND MY FRIEND OPENED UP ONE OF THE SCHOOL COMPUTERS AND THIS WAS THE BACKGROUND I AM SCREAMK G

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okay so you know how in snow white there’s the whole “fairest of them all” thing right and the queen wants to be the fairest over snow white

so is that whole movie like one big competition to see who is the whitest like

cmon

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ALERT THE PRIEST I HAVE THE PLAGUE.

Mustapha when he’s feeling ill

I remember in 8th grade I had this guy friend who was planning to ask this girl out on valentine’s day and I thought it was really cute and sweet cos he was gonna get her chocolates and all that

but then a day later he told me that he’d changed his mind and he was going to ask her out the day AFTER valentine’s day because that’s when all the chocolates go on sale

if that isn’t true love I don’t know what is

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I’m 16 now this is weird

that’s like a proper teenager

I had my friends over for my birthday yesterday and one of my friends got me this.
I don’t even

I had my friends over for my birthday yesterday and one of my friends got me this.

I don’t even

I’d like to point out the fact that for Christmas my mom’s boyfriend gave me a card in which he wrote, “Happy Heathen Day!”

this is what I get for being an atheist